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Oscar Predictions 2016
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Psychic Kyra Oser offers Oscar Predictions, including Awards Accolades, Fashion Forecasts, and Presenter Predictions. Kyra is well-known for having predicted the 2015 Stock Market Crash in Asia on the radio and in print 6 months before it happened.
Oscar Predictions 2016
Disclosure: I haven’t seen any of the films that are being nominated for Oscars this year. Other than Shaun the Sheep and I sort of saw Star Wars. I channeled these predictions while under hypnosis and also mildly sedated from surgery. Mild sedation is just one of the ways I like to celebrate Oscar Season. Join me on a future adventure to Sunday next, where we preview the sights and sounds of society decorating its finest in entertainment and in beaded fringe.
But wait! I want to wish you well as you watch the awards, or repeatedly refresh Google News while you wait for results, or whatever you like to do to drink in the data of the day these days. Speaking of drinking! An award tip this year is to watch for the tipsy: you can look forward to Chris-on-the-Rocks delivering a wild, moderately inappropriate yet overall satisfying speech as he sums up the presidential elections by comparing them to the Academy Awards. He will even make a fun Freudian slip that will be worth watching for! Spectators, expect to enjoy this upcoming celebratory ceremony in honour of last year’s most notable distinctions in human achievement. And now, the winners…
Actor in a Leading Role
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
Actor in a Supporting Role
Sylvester Stallone, Creed
Actress in a Leading Role
Brie Larson, Room
Actress in a Supporting Role
Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl
Best Director
Alejandro González Iñárritu, The Revenant
Best Picture
Brad Pitt, Dede Gardner and Jeremy Kleiner, Producers, The Big Short
When I channeled for the Best Picture category, the title that first stood out was The Big Short, followed closely by Spotlight. Yet while under hypnosis for a second time, I heard The Revenant being announced when I watched what I could see of Sunday’s future telecast. However, I will go with my first instinct and project The Big Short to win Best Picture.
Cinematography
Emmanuel Lubezki, The Revenant
Writing (Original Screenplay)
Josh Singer and Tom McCarthy, Spotlight
Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
Charles Randolph and Adam McKay, The Big Short
Film Editing
Margaret Sixel, Mad Max: Fury Road
Sound Editing
Chris Jenkins, Gregg Rudolff and Ben Oslo, Mad Max: Fury Road
Sound Mixing
Chris Jenkins, Gregg Rudolff and Ben Oslo, Mad Max: Fury Road
Visual Effects
Andrew Jackson, Tom Wood, Dan Oliver, and Andy Williams, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Original Score
Ennui Morricone, The Hateful Eight
Original Song
The Hunting Ground, ‘Til it Happens to You
Foreign Language Film
Son of Saul, Hungary
Best Documentary Feature
Asif Kapdia and James Gee-Rees, Amy
Best Animated Feature
Pete Docter and Jonas Rivera, Inside Out
Costume Design
Jenny Beavan, Mad Max: Fury Road
Production Design
Production Design, Colin Gibson; Set Decoration, Lisa Thompson, Mad Max: Fury Road
Makeup and Hair
Lesley Vanderwalt, Elka Wardega and Damian Martin, Mad Max: Fury Road
And now for Matters that Matter:
Oscar Fashion Predictions 2016
Trending: Tiny at Top and Big on the Bottom!
Popular fabrics at this year’s Oscars include satin, silks, velvets, and sheer fabrics enhanced with hand-stitched embroidery, beaded birds, and jewels for the lady. There will be some lace but more of the details will be presented in the form of intricate embroidery of multiple colours. And, as you can see, silver belts. Silver belts…it’s ChrisRock’s time in the city…which reminds me! There will be something Christmasy, perhaps green and red, in Julianne Moore’s choice for the evening. Whoopi has an angular, black and white, traditional, somewhat strapless dress that she keeps adjusting and is unfortunately uncomfortable and probably looks better than it feels. Lady Gaga has something reminiscent of an 18th-century bustle and a miniature version of a Marie Antoinette wig, with hair piled high and including hot pink accents in a perfect blend of historical sentimentality and the familiar touch of recent day-glo we’ve had the opportunity to endure in athletic shoelaces for the past two seasons.
As always, the obligatory Awards Beads. What would an awards ceremony bead without them? They can bead bead-iful, but it beads me why we wear them.
And now for the return of the inexplicable yet omnipresent transition of cars into Academy Awards Couture that nobody wants to talk about, but everybody knows is going on. Silver. Sequins. Every. Where. Every. Year. I used to think, why? Who needs that level of sequined embellishment, and aren’t they in immediate danger of mercury poisoning? #whenwillitend
But now it’s dawned on me:
Metal+Sunshine in Los Angeles=Solar Power.
Much praise is deserved by stars who, without seeking publicity for personal gain, continue to perpetuate a message of recycling in a time when the need to transform vehicular scrap metal into something useful is an issue of increasing global concern. And where better to tout this transformation than a city ruled by traffic? #solarpower #starpower
Trending: Tributes to Hollywood’s Most Treasured Stars
Tight on top and flared at the bottom, 1930’s satin dresses will be big, especially in bright blue, soft peach, and cream colours with vintage-inspired as well as authentic vintage accessories from the 1920’s and 1930’s. As gender neutral fashion increases in popularity, you will see a couple of notable women wearing pant suits, one in white and beige in the style of what appears to be a tribute to Katherine Hepburn. Look for tiny tartan accessories, such as men’s suit pocket square hankies, in traditional combinations of blues, reds, and greens with black and white accents.
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