2016 Predictions: Not Trending in Fashion
Out There Now and Fading Fast in Future Fashion! Find out what trends are going out of style in soon-to-come seasons.
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Est. 2010
Downfall Before Fall: Is this really the vest of the season? Look for these home furnishings for the body to fade out by spring and not be coming back for fall. If I want to wear bathroom and kitchen accessories, I can use that 20% off coupon from Bed Bath Beyond and save myself hundreds of dollars. Plus whatever I don’t wear I can step on or eat off of.
Converted Bath Rugs Working Undercover in the Disguise of a Vest
Neiman Marcus, orig. $3045
“It’s a bit chilly at this birthday party. I don’t want to be rude and ask the hostess to turn the heat on, so I’ll just put her bath rug over my head for warmth.”
Faux Fur Vests that Look Like Chewbacca’s Face
Nordstrom, orig. $52
“If I’m going to a dinner party and even thinking of cutting off a piece of the host’s shag rug as a souvenir, I might give it a second thought and invest in this Faux Fur Vest from Nordstrom instead. Although I am already wearing a bath rug.”
Striped and Plaid Tablecloths Masquerading as “Cardigans”
(l-r) Nordstrom, $258; Nordstrom, $238
“Sometimes I like to wipe my face with a massive tablecloth when I’ve lost my napkin. But then I forget to take it off.”
“What a lovely gathering this has been, and so many party favours to boot!”
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